Its been brought to my attention that numbers in training have taken a down turn since the onset of the credit crunch, therefore we are bringing the following scheme to help support players when help is needed most.
MARFC loyalty card:
For every four times you train you get a free shower
For every friend you bring to training they get as much abuse as they can take
For every drink purchased at MARFC bars you get a free conversation with a person of your choice.
For every 80 mins of game time for any MARFC team (including specialneeds teams) you get as much Cornbeef a man can stuff to into a piece of B&B.
Would really like peoples views on our proposals as we want to see more happy chappies.
Word,
TheRussian